Working With Us

Not for you if

You're under £50k/month in revenue. We can't move enough at that scale to justify our floor.
You want to buy SEO or paid as a standalone service. We sell one engagement, not a menu.
You want a fortnightly status call with no decisions in it. We replace those with a quarterly strategy and weekly execution.
You're in gambling, debt collection, or right-wing political organisations. We don't take this work regardless of fee.
You want to be the biggest client. We don't take work that depends on us for more than 20% of revenue, on either side.

For you if

You're a D2C ecommerce brand doing £75k–£300k/month.
You're past product-market fit and stuck at a ceiling.
You want a senior team without paying for a London-priced one.
You want to be told no when no is the right answer.

The engagement

Six-month minimum, with a three-month review point where either side can walk. Retainers from £1,750 + VAT/month, most sit higher. Projects from £2,500 + VAT.

Six brands at a time. Two openings this quarter.

How engagements start

30-minute fit call

We'll tell you within the first ten minutes whether we're the right team. No deck, no discovery theatre.

Proposal

Named team, priority focus, a six-month outcome target, and what we'll be honest about if it isn't working.

30-day diagnostic

By day 30 you have a quarterly plan and the first set of measurable commitments, agreed in pounds.

Halfpipe Labs

For full Shopify rebuilds, we work alongside Halfpipe Labs. Same operational team, different commercial entity, separately invoiced. We don't earn anything from referring the build. They're our trusted build partner because we trust them, not because of margin.